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ACKCHYUALLY GUY WILL SEND ETH TO $30K

He tells vitalik "ACKCHYUALLY" five times a day, nitpicks every Github commit, and once paused a testnet launch over a missing semicolon. He doesn't hold ETH because he is ETH.

THE RECENT ETH PUMP?

ACKCHYUALLY GUY FIXED A BUG

VITALIK HAD NO CHOICE

After years of being @'d in every thread, flooded with 2,000 Discord voice notes on “zkEVM naming integrity,” and waking up to annotated EIPs in his inbox, the Ethereum co-founder finally invited Ackchyually Guy to the headquarters.

Ackchyually Guy said to Vitalik… if we hard fork ETH to $ACT and implement protocol-level penalties for LARPing... Ethereum won’t just scale, it’ll ascend! Vitalik didn't speak. Within minutes, $ACT was proposed.